Sometimes you don’t need 4 minutes.

I think it was the fastest a speed dater had ever ruled himself out. (Even the weird-looking ones get a few seconds to confirm or disprove my impressions.) He was just sliding into his seat as he said, “You’re probably wondering why I’m staring at your nametag. It’s because 7 is a sacred number. Yes, the great number 7. It symbolizes completion.”

And now Speed Dater #7 is completely sure she doesn’t want to date you.

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