Don’t say that #35

My conversational rules usually only apply during speed dates. But for this week’s case, I’m going to make an exception and extend the window of “what not to say to a girl you’ve just met” from four minutes to eight hours. My friend had met a guy and things were going very, very well (they were in her bed), when he opened his mouth and revealed that he was already working on his escape plan.

“If I don’t call you, call me. I’m an idiot and sometimes get busy and forget,” he said.

Right. Busy. I’ve never heard that one before.


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