Full of turkey and cheer, SDG is feeling unusually uncynical. At least about her readers. Dates are another story.
Anyway, your responses to the recent poll were awesome. (Once I found them, that is. My success rate with new computer programs is even lower than with guys.) So, to start, there were a few of you who offered serious responses, all of which came to basically the same conclusion:
- Divorced & new to the market
- recently exited a very long term relationship
- Unlucky in love as well
Then there was the mysterious one. I don’t know exactly what it means (submitter, if you’re out there, feel free to elaborate). Being ever-paranoid, my first guess was that it was a dig at me and my lack of, and lack of interest in, said trait:
But, unlike me, a couple of you are quite kind. Thanks for your faith, anonymous readers! Or whichever of my relatives submitted these answers:
- your Prince Charming (ever the optimist)
- finally one that’s worthy of you
And then, last but not least, there were all you funny people. At least, I assume they were all meant to be funny. If you’re serious, last submitter, I now totally understand why you never called.
- a priest
- so awesome he intimidates everyone he dates
- He’s me in 9 years.
- reading your blog right now.